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Posted by ryan on 15 Sep 2008 at 01:03 pm

UNACCEPTABLE!

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SERIOUSLY, WTF?!

We are fucked.

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Posted by ryan on 23 Apr 2008 at 02:10 pm

RED CHINA ALERT!! The Giant Birds are Coming!!!

As some of you know I spend a few hours a day designing tombstones and catalogs full of tombstones… Today while working on our new catalog I was editing a photo and noticed the scariest monument I have ever seen in the background.

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It looks like some kind of evil Nazi propaganda statue for a fascist army of giant birds!

Keep in mind that our monuments are made in China and as such, this statue is in a warehouse somewhere in the Chinese mainland… someone call Lou Dobbs, I think the Reds might finally be ready for world domination!

And we thought the bird flu was the scariest avian threat coming from Asia.

We are fucked.

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Posted by ryan on 06 Feb 2008 at 03:36 pm